I am too weak to be your cure.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:27:13 -0400

livenights: livenights: Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:27:06 -0400

livenights:

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

Holy shit I have a post that almost has 100k notes.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:26:59 -0400

quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:26:50 -0400

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:25:46 -0400

nepeta-walks-into-a-club: we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:25:41 -0400

nepeta-walks-into-a-club:

we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just

heycuddleme: perf♥

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:25:20 -0400

heycuddleme:

perf♥

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:15:12 -0400

leannewoodfull: cuhlestial: steaktumblr: This is why you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:15:00 -0400

leannewoodfull:

cuhlestial:

steaktumblr:

This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this was seriously a struggle not to reblog

My heart

subjecting: ok

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:14:44 -0400

subjecting:

ok

the-fire-type-kid: wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:13:58 -0400

the-fire-type-kid:

wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:13:29 -0400

whether you're slim or have a little more to love

whether you like to wear makeup or not

whether you prefer to dress up a lot or rock some big t-shirts and sweats or maybe strut around in nothing at all

whether you're a dude or a chick or whatever in between

whether you're short or tall or don't even care bc we all sit on our asses all day anyway

i really don't give a fuck you're gorgeous and i have things to do so can we please all get along omg

hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:13:10 -0400

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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Tue, 21 May 2013 01:13:03 -0400

superalienjellyfish5900: weknowmemes: Tumblr summed up in one...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:12:56 -0400

superalienjellyfish5900:

weknowmemes:

Tumblr summed up in one gif

…yup

Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:11:12 -0400

Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."

floralprintprouvaire: involvingmeinvolvingyou: If you wanna be my lover You’ve gotta throw huge...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:11:00 -0400

floralprintprouvaire:

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car

When you see a picture of you from 2 years ago,

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:10:53 -0400

laugh-addict:

When you see a picture of you from 2 minutes ago,

the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:10:36 -0400

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

When you see your ex with someone who isn't even half as cute as you.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:09:59 -0400

sodamnrelatable: