• person: hey wanna hang out
• thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

Pick a number! Make me smile.

• 1-the person i like and why i like them.
• 2-a famous person i’ve been compared to.
• 3- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
• 4-the best thing that has happened to me this week.
• 5- weird things i do when i’m alone.
• 6- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
• 7-things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
• 8- my last night out in detail.
• 9- something that makes me sad when i think about it.
• 10- something i’ve lied about.
• 11- would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
• 12- something i’m currently worrying about.
• 13- one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
• 14- something i do without realising.
• 15- lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
• 16- a drunken story.
• 17-something i regret.
• 18- post a picture of myself.
• 19- my longest relationship and who it was with.
• 20- press ctrl v and post.
• 21- post a bit of my last IM convo.
• 22- 5 things i want to change.
• 23- my view on being tumblr famous.
• 24-someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
• 25- 5 things within touching distance.
• 26- story of my first kiss.

that is fucking hysterical

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?

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